Films in general

Its been a while, that said the results of the last poll have been in for a while, and apparently out of the four Billy Madison was apparently the worst film, just a bit disappointing. Now i can completely understand that Happy Gilmore won but the fact that "any lord of the rings film" got more votes then Billy Madison makes me wanna punch someone. Originally I would have rambled about this for another few paragraphs until I came across a trailer for a Karate kid remake coming out this spring starring Will Smiths kid and Jackie Chan, WTFNF!!!!(what the fuckin fuck) Hollywoods been making some real shitty shit lately, i.e. Transformers, G.I. Joe, as well as other adaptations and remakes that hardly reference the original material, which usually was light years more entertaining, but this frankly takes the cake!!! Jackie Chan's character isn't even called Mr. Miyagi!!! Here's the trailer make up your own mind...

Fluff

The great debate on many levels for years has been about fluff. Is it good? Is it white trash? Is it a condiment? What is it?
For years now I have stood by the notion that Fluff is white trash. Fluff is melted down marshmallow that you spread on bread. That right there is just white trashly awesome. On top of that people then use the fluff jars to drink out of and store things......Also great and white trash. Some of you right now are probably thinking hey! I eat fluff and I am not white trash. To answer that I myself am technically not white trash and I love fluff. Liking something white trash does not make you white trash. There is just no way that spreadable marshmallow is not white trash.

Fluff is not just a condiment. It is its own food group. You can place it right on top of the food group pyramid. What is Fluff made from?

Marshmallow Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites and Vanillin.

Strawberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 40, Carmel Color.

Raspberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 3, Red 40, Blue 1.

There are no artificial preservatives, stabilizers or emulsifiers in any of our products. Where do I sign up for the fluff diet???????? I mean with all this nutrition who wouldn't want in on this.

Ah, Fluffernutters... there are many who say you haven't really lived until you've taken a bite out of one of these distinctly American treats!

Long a staple of playgrounds, after-school snacks, college dorms, and the local diner, a Fluffernutter is a wonderful concoction of Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter in a delightfully tasty sandwich!

The above is a picture and quote from the fluff website................It pretty much fully backs up my feelings on fluff. It doesn't deny any of the allegations about it. It embraces them. They basically are saying that fluff is a tasty desert mayonnaise.

Now I am posting a few fluff commercials to help prove my point.





So as you can see fluff is easy to spread.... gets white all over you face....... Makes you athletic and scholastically capable, and much more.

My final question is.......... Who doesn't want a fluff skateboard?

So as you can all see fluff is a delish white trash treat, that is fun for all ages and types. It is a gum smacking good time. Get your fluff today!

p.s I do not condone the squeeze container in the first commercial. It is UN-American to have fluff not be in its original container. FACT

Unfortunatly placed weight

This post is not for the faint of hearts. Have you ever walked down the street and seen what may be a normal looking person and then go WOAH! And the WOAH was caused by the large mound of unfortunately placed weight between their stomach and crotch. And you may have not noticed it but the person as always is wearing sweat pants. Well this is something I unfortunately come across to often. And there is a name for such a thing and it applies to both men and women. That word is FUPA. For a woman that is FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA and for a man FAT UPPER PENIS AREA. A fat gut is not a fupa, there is a difference. a fupa is in its own area and it really needs to be taken care of and is easily avoidable with normal life styles. This all being said I need to tell you of the greatest FUPA of them all.
I was at the Christmas Tree Shop several years ago with some friends. We were just walking around having a grand ol time near the back of the store. Then all of a sudden something catches my eye, but is quickly hidden by a table. Next thing I see you will have to take my word for. The worlds biggest FUPA (or at least the biggest ive seen). This lady was not by any means fat other than this FUPA. But this thing was harnessed by some purple sweats and went from about her waist all the way to just above her knees. The worst part of it was that her body was eating the sweats because you could see about a 6 inch wide indent in the sweats going from the top of the FUPA to just above her knees. If I didnt have such a strong stomach I may have threw up on a garden gnome or whatever Christmas Tree Store treasure was near me.

The point of this story and post is to raise awarness about FUPAs. They are out there and they need to stop. So please if you have a FUPA or if you come across one. Help the person loose this FUPA so there way of life along with ours can be better

Thanks

Misconception of Wealth

Has anyone ever niticed how sooo many people, white trash in particular, have such a gross misconception of wealth and more specifically what is valuable and why. After growing up in the woods of Vermont and spending the last 5 years in northwestern Maine, I have seen this proven soo many times on sooo many levels. I first encountered this as a child, when like most kids i wa sgetting into collectable trading cards. Now by no means were we like out parents, putting ted williams cards in the spokes of out bikes to make them sound cooler, thats just painful to think about. Most of me and my freinds however held on to them and swapped then back and fourth like small market general managers do today. However I had one freind who didnt do this. He was my only freind who lived in a trailer and his parents would not let him open his baseball card packs. now dont get me wrong I realize that unopened packs or cards do gain some value down the road, but that was not their reasoning, they seemed to think that all the cards lost all of their value the second that foil packaging was opened. Note they also had a massive TV and the best cable package money could buy. This was my first encounter with this misconception of value/wealth. I could never understand why these people who lived in a trailer and wouldnt even let their son enjoy baseball cards somehow had a killer TV and cable package. Fast foward a few years I have another freind living in a similar situation whos parents would spend hundreds of dollars on Beanie Babies every month, ya, Beanie Babies, remember those things? Anyway me being kind of a smart kid one time asked them why they didnt sell them? this was around the peak of the fad when some were worth a coupple hundred bucks a piece on ebay. I was abruptly told that, that would be stupid that since at the rate they had been gaining value their collection would be worth hundreds of thousands in ten years... Nuff said. My final and most recent major encounter was when I worked at an major chain resturant with an Italian theme. One of my co-workers, who will go unnamed, had, not only 98' Cavilier with speakers worth more then the car, and a "top of the line mongouse mountain bike" but "a PS2 game collection worth id think a coupple thousand". That was the kicker, not only did the guy care more about how loud his speakers were, then the actual insurance he had on his car, which there wasnt, but he seemed to think his 300 + PS2 games were worth the same as when he bought them!! Why is it that white trash generally has such a gross misconception of appreciation depreciation and just money in general. Now these arent things you need to take an economisc class to understand this is pretty baisc shit. So why, why, are there soooo many people who don't seem to get it? I though tof this today when I saw hundreds of people loading expensive electronics into beater cars and ancient minivans while driving past best buy today. If you can laugh at this article it means you get it and have a lot to be thankful for.

Odd guy or what?!

So I have been debating about writing a post about a dude in my class for some time. Today it became clear to me that it is my duty to all you folk to do so. I should have known from the time he said if astronauts don't use our math then why should I be doing it that this young man was one of a kind. I do not know a whole lot about this guy. I do know some how he is in some form of our armed services, and can carry a gun when doing so. I also know that he will just talk all class about whatever pops into his head. This led another dude in my class to tell him in front of everyone that he is unstable, and that he should not be allowed to have a gun. He retaliated by calling him hippie child from then on.
Today was the most amusing class day yet. He started out by telling us and the teacher that he just watched the star was family guy with his 8 year old cousin. He told us that his cousin read all the words in the beginning. Our teacher was like well I suppose that is OK as long as he doesn't repeat them. apparently in these words it talks about Angelina Jolie and how is naked in Gilie the movie. So the young man tells the teacher that he is allowed to go rent Gilie to see Angelina naked for 40 minutes as long as the 8 year old isn't around. The teacher just lets out a fake chuckle. This is a woman teacher BTW. Then the dude proceeds to say that Angelina is Hot in a milf sort of way, and that " he wishes that he was her son so he could suck on her breasts". No one responded to that, although I was laughing rather hard inside. Then he went on to say that he bets her son goes to school and hears kids talking about his mom and brags that he got to suck on her titties. At this point in the class I was not getting any math done whatsoever.
Just when I thought he was done ranting for the day, his star wars ring tone went off and he picked it up in class to talk to his drill Sargent. Once he hung up the phone with him he proceed to play UN edited Still D.R.E by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. And if that wasn't enough he then played a south park quote by cartman that said Fuck at least five times. After that was played he got up and left for the day.

Now I don't know what to think of this dude. Most of the time he annoys the hell out of me. But there are those times he is amusing. I must agree with "hippie child" that he is to unstable to be carrying a gun at all. I would like to think that this 19 year old man just wants some sort of attention. But I am leaning towards believing that he is a few fries short of a happy meal.

p.s I give my teacher props for not ever getting mad at this dude. Its rather impressive. Ive been tempted to tell him to shut the fuck up many times, and he just interrupts constantly, so props to her.


Tell me what you think about this. I am still undecided.

Favorite white trash delight!

I was probably about 9 years old when this story takes place. The events took place somewhere in the woods of middle Maine. I was visiting two friends of mine at their house. The afternoon started off like any normal Maine afternoon, a nice 4 wheel ride through the mud and grass and everything else. This went on until my buddy did a barrel roll off of the thing and got bruised up. This made us turn to our next event of the day......................... Smashing old cars with metal poles and other miscellaneous objects. Now when I say cars they were literally at least 30 different cars throughout these woods. And our job as kids was to smash all the glass we could find and dent in as mannnnnnny doors as possible. This went on for at least an hour and a half. Never can a child feel as much joy as when he smashes two headlights at once and watches and glass shatters throughout the woods. Once we were done with this it was time for dinner. I believe we had grilled cheese and blue drink served in old mayonnaise jars. The reason I cant remember what I ate was because of the next event that took place. My friends older brother who was probably 14 at the time took three shop N Save brand hot dogs and put them in a bowl and melted two pieces of American cheese on top. This was his dinner, or so he thought it was. The second his parents caught whiff of this meaty delight he was yelled at like he had just stole the meal. They said "That there meal is to expensive for you just to eat". And carried on about how selfish he was for eating those 3 hot dogs and 2 pieces of cheese. They made him offer some of his treat to me and his brother. I kindly declined and stuck with my blue drink and grilled cheese. I guess the thing that always has got me is as much as I like hot dogs and cheese is the fact that 3 of those hot dogs and cheese probably cost about maximum 2 dollars total. I guess they were looking for him to eat along the lines of a 30 cent meal instead. O well to each his own I suppose.

I will always remember this fine and random day of my youth.

Its Monday

So it is the beginning of Thanksgiving week. I found a video that we have all been thankful for many years now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Latest Poll

Sorry It took a bit to make this official, but shits gotten a bit crazy lately. So there seemed to be a pretty overwhelming vote (50%) that MMF's (three ways with two dudes) were Super GEEE, suprisingly the runners up both at 22% were Totally legit, and as long as swords dont cross. so essentially 44% seemed to think in some way or another it was cool to be helping your bro show a nice young lady what a chinese finger trap really is. and apperently nobody got the whole "get em Tone" thing which really dissappointed me.

Bar Fight !

So tonight a few buddies and I decided to roll down to the senior social. The theme of this event was a pirate luau. There were some amusing 40 year old dudes there breaking it down with equivalent aged women that made me chuckle at first. But then out of no where an unprecedented event took place. I turned around and the bartender is hoping over the bar attacking literally the smallest dude in the place. He sprints and him and grabs/swings at him. Then is when people start to react and step in. The good news is they let the little guy get at least two solid face shots in on the bartender before pulling them both apart. The thing is the bartender I believe was the only dude that worked there in the room so he had no one to back him up or kick the kid out from what I could tell. Apparently what happened is The bartender cut the young man off so the young man said a few choice words to him and hit all the beer taps so they were spilling beer all over the place. This is what caused him to hop the bar. You may be thinking that this is a waste of beer. But no my fine people several folks came up to me stoked that they were able to fill there beers for free while the fight was going on.
I believe this bartender can fit in the category of townie which I spoke of in my previous post.

How many of you have seen a bartender hop the bar and try to beat the shit out of someone? Well I have now and it is truly amusing!

Hell for a small town in the middle of Maine there sure are a lot of amusing things that go down! What will happen next?

Senior citizen discounts

Recently I have started to notice that old people get benefits in life that us younger folk do not. For instance my dad and I went to Wendy's the other day and because he was over 60 he got 10% off his meal. I am 23 years old I want 10 % off my meal. Does Wendy's think that old people are going to eat that much less that they deserve a discount. Or is it that they thoroughly enjoy the presence of old people so much that they give them a discount.
Another instance is the early bird special. Often happens around 5-6 am. Old people can cruise on through since they have already been up for an hour or two and get a 2 dollar breakfast. Now I realize this is not the busiest time of day so the companies might want to get these oldies in their seats. But damn if i get up at 5 am and want fucking breakfast at I Hop or Denny's or something they best be giving me that deal as well. I mean hell I earned that discount. I was probably up till 3am and only got 2 hours of sleep and just felt like wandering to get some food. As where an old person went to bed at 6:45pm and got 10 hours of sleep. They did not earn this discount at all. They got a great nights sleep. They had time to get up. Shower, put there teeth in, fix their toupee and they still get a discount? What kind of society is this.


Wow I just learned of a senior discount that takes the cake............................ An EZ pass turnpike discount for seniors. This is the most outlandish thing I have ever heard. First of all this discount starts at age 65. This is an age where old people need to start cutting down on driving for the rest of our safety. Not only is this unfair, it just encourages our roads to be less safe to drive on. I do not want to drive down the turnpike and have 4 lanes full of old people who said hell were going to travel more now because we got our EZ pass discount. I can just imagine people going 60 miles an hour and then not looking slowing to 50 to change lanes and cutting people off left and right. This sounds like a hell on earth, and I for one can not be a part of this.


Someone soon needs to take a stand against these discounts for the old folk of our nation. Do yourself a favor a google simply " senior citizen discounts" and look at some of this shit. Some of the sites have a mind boggling amount of deals for the "old".
I am young and don't have money, and the amount of discounts I receive as a student does not compare at all to that as an old person.

It probably hurts companies to give these discounts to seniors only. I do not want to be in a place or restaurant that is overtaken by old people. Don't get me wrong this articile is not about bashing the old people themselves, its about the fact that old people are profiting from being old, while us younger folk are spending more money so old people can get discounts. Its just not right!

Townies

Townies...................... The folks that heckle you as you walk around any sort of town. The people that sit under light posts after midnight and yell things at you hoping that you will want to fight them. The guys that all day every day drive there shitty cars or trucks around and peel out all over town. The guys that will go to parties and creep in the corner or outside, or maybe just try to start shit if there is enough of them just for a little entertainment.

Well is there a place for this forever? How long can you just be a townie for?
After thinking about this for a while now I have come to the conclusion that Townies will live on forever. Sometimes they will even just keep growing in numbers because the elders of the group do not move on from the current town.

The way I look at it is most of the time Townies seem to be some sort of friends with the local law enforcement. Therefore most of the shit that they pull gets swept under the rug. This being said if you don't have a whole lot going on. Why not stick around, hoot and holler and raise hell with no repercussions?

Well there is something I like to call moving along. Maybe growing up in some ways.... Or even just changing your scene. How long can you do literally the same shit every day for? There has to be a point in a Townies life where He/She realizes or thinks..... there must be more out there. There could be other cities to explore... there could be other activities to take part in.

Some may choose to move on from there typical townie ways. Maybe they meet a girl, or actually decide to get some sort of job. But most seem to decide to stick to their guns, and just keep on doing what they always do annoy and bother everyone who is not them.

In closing I pose the question what is worse than being the dingle berry of a town?

Scary? Funny? Both

So I was surfing around the net the other day and came across pictures of a 2ft 4 lady from Kentucky. Yes we have all seen midgets before. Yes they can be funny. But can one this small have kids??!?! The answer is yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even more disturbing then the midget herself is the fact that this like 6ft 1 dude married her. Is this necessary? Like this Kentucky male would be better off dating his sister like everyone else in his state. This might be one of the oddest, creepiest, and funniest couples of all time!

p.s She has normal sized hands!!!!!!!!!

New Pet Peeve

So I just figured out that I have a new Pet Peeve. Indiana Jones hats with feathers in them being worn like its someones job. I saw this today on the campus of my college. I wanted to rush the young man and curb stomp the hat off his head! Does the dude think he is dangerous, or mysterious? Honestly does he think young women are gonna jump his bones just because he wears this hat and a leather man tool on his belt and hiking boots? Does this get the dude laid? Tell me what you think because it is angering me!

Monday.... more like funday

So maybe you had a long weekend? Maybe you had a fun weekend? Either way its Monday and that means you need a little something to jump start your week!

Trough Bunnies

Today's lesson is about trough bunnies. After reading this you will have a vivid description of what one is. I was eating brunch the other day after being up most of the night. I got my usual of home fries, eggs, and pancakes. Now to some this may sounds like a lot. But in reality it's not. As I sit down to eat I look over at another group that had just sat down. 4 girls and 3 guys all pushing 300 or so pounds. I figure they will probably be eating lettuce or maybe some eggs or something light presumably after there morning jog. But to my dismay they have exactly what I have plus a bowl of cereal, 2 choco milks each and a huge waffle each with several scoops of Gifford's ice cream on it. These Trough Bunnies were able to finish all of their food and some more before I was able to finish mine. I just cant imagine why someone that size would essentially want to keep killing themselves. I mean come on eat a fucking apple or something. But really do these people need ice cream waffles to go with their breakfast? That is not even indulging in their instance it may as well be suicide. After I witnessed this horrific display I deemed such a person a trough bunnies. An over sized human who's fat and fluffy, who looks like they are eating out of a trough. AKA TROUGH BUNNY! After this instance happend I started looking around everywhere I went in my town. Trough Bunnies are rampid! It is like Guantanamo Bay here, except Fat people who wish to stay morbidly obese have been sent here. Its ridiculus. Our cross walks are going to form frost heaves due to these people. Someone come and help these Trough Bunnies.
Stay tuned for future Trough Bunny sightings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OINK OINK!!!

EVERYBODY RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SKIP TOWN! IT IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there are two cases of h121 In my town now. This has caused me to get 3 e-mail warnings and hafta hear about It everywhere I go. Well knock on wood but I rarley get that type of flu anyway. I really dont give a shit about this swine flu. Or I could be like some people who claim to be hiding in their respective homes with a thing of soap taped to them to ward off the evil swine germs! I tend to think this whole h1n1 thing is a scare tatic put out there by someone in some sort of power to scare everyone. Or It was done by news stations to give them something to constantly talk about. People die every year of the flu. This so far is really no different. Its a different strand of flu, but until people start dropping off like a plague I am not a believer.



On a lighter note it is snowing outside which means soon I will not have to wonder what to do. I can go snowboarding!

What The Fuck

As many of you may know there has been a Boondock Saints sequel in production for some time, what im guessing most of you dont know is that it opende this past weekend. The reason why you probably didnt know is because it only opened in 68 theaters nation wide and was over shadowed by the Jacko doccumentery that was somehow put together in essentially 2 months. It not only brings back the original cast, minus Willam Dafoe, but it ads Peter Fonda!! Its bullshit that this isnt everywhere, all the reviews on IMDB are good so if you can go see it!!

American

Normally I do not like to get into politics much. But today I did decide to vote, and just did so. Now don't get me wrong I believe everyone has the right to vote and have their voice be heard. But on some of these topics and the way the questions are worded these people in my town will have ZERO clue what they are looking at. They might as well have just given these folk quarters to flip for there answers. That would probably be a more effective method. I am glad that voting day is here so finally I do not have to see ignorant old people trying to get me to agree with them on topics. I generally and not a huge old person fan anyway so having them bother me to join them just sucks! Lastly I was pleased to sign a sheet for my support of a casino that would be an hour away from me. I really need this to go through. It would make Maine a much better place. Thanks for reading my rambles. Enough politics!


Funniest sign I saw an old man holding up was simply " 2 men Ridiculous".!!!!

It must be Monday..........

Just figured I should start the work week of right for us all!

WOW

I don't know if you all had a good Halloween...................... but me and everyone around me sure as hell did! As I walked through the town this morning I could see the carnage left by the celebrators. Trash......Signs torn down.........kinda looks like a tornado went through.

Best part of my weekend amusing wise was around 2am Friday/Saturday. My friend we will call him "pablo" got into an argument on our friends porch. He claimed at least twenty times that he was the biggest douche bag in town. And he was damn proud of it. And due to him being the biggest douche bag he wanted this kid with a blond mustache to hit him. So they kept arguing back and forth. Pablo then started trying to philosophize to the mustached man. And the man took it as disrespect. I mean hey sounds like a douche bag to me! hahah. I have not laughed that hard in a long time.

Now heres a tip for you hungry people out there that like and enjoy quick yummy chicken. Get your ass down to Mc Donalds........... order 20 mcnuggies! They are only like 6 bucks. Get some sweet n sour sauce and bufflo sauce. Eat your nuggie in 2 bites as to take advantage of both the sauces. Lets just call this the food tip of the week.


Wow so this has been a random post. But really my mind is a blurr and all over the place.

Tis the season :)

Halloween is tomorrow therefore I figured I should post some of my favorite costume memories!
I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I am sure that I will have some good weekend posts for you! So go out and create some great memories yourselves!

Italian Sandwiches

Ok so 5 years ago I came to maine, and early on went to a convenience store and purchased what I thought would be a sandwich that had salami peperoni etc and other italian meats on it with some leuttece and cheese and shit. To my dismay it only had ham and veggies, I would later find out that in Maine as opposed to almost any other part of the country that that is referred to as an Italian. So the other day Im in subway and some classic BMW(if you dont know what is you afford cant feed it) walks in and looks at the subway worker and simply says in a raging accent "uuuhhhhh, I think Im just gonna an Italian" the subway worker then asks if she wants the spicy Italian or the Italian bmt, the woman replies no I just want an Italian, this back and fourth happens once more before the, now, somewhat enraged Maineah starts to lecture the subway employee on what an "Italian" is, like it is offensive that the subway worker doesnt instantly know what she is talking about. My question is how did people from maine get the idea that an "Italian" sandwich was italian because of basically the type of bread olives and oil and vinager? And why has it not caught on anywhere else in the country?

Rollerblader of the Week

The finer things in life.

So i was at the grocery store the other day getting materials for my baked ziti That my friends and I were going to make. We had most of our food but we still wanted frozen broccoli to put in the dish. As i entered the frozen food aisle I saw one man next to me wearing thick brown overalls and another man at the other end wearing paint spattered clothing. The next thing i know the paint spattered joey starts yelling and dancing around saying " this is the shit man" "this is what you eat right here". With such a reaction I figured the guy had found the best glory hole ever to stick it in or at least some sort of equivalent. As i neared what they were looking at i couldn't help but laugh. To add to the 2 liters of generic cola and what i believed were pork rinds These "men" had found a family sized box of Salisbury Hungry Man steaks. Now once I looked at these gentlemen closely it was pretty safe to say they were either on pills or heroine. Now you might think this is a snap judgement, but I have seen many of these folk before and that's usually the case. I have never seen such glee from such a shitty assortment of food. As I talked to my friends about this after we came to the conclusion that these men knew they would probably only live a couple more years, and were just to high to know any better than to take joy in such things. So in the end i chalk it up to mean that these men were put in that frozen food section for my amusement, and for that I am grateful! And once again I can rest easy at night knowing that I live in an excellent part of these United States.

p.s The funny thing about the picture is that the box that they bought did not come with vegetables or the brownie. It was just 8 think cut slathered steaks. 100% meth man meal!


Now don't get me wrong I have gone through hungry man stages in my life! but the combo of things they were eating was 2nd to non!

Skinny pig results!

Skinny Pig ^!!!!


The Skinny is an almost hairless breed of Guinea pig. Skinny pigs typically have hair on their muzzles, feet and legs, but are hairless over the remainder of their bodies. Some have a thin covering of fuzzy hair on their backs as well. A healthy Skinny has skin that is mostly smooth with some wrinkling around the legs and neck, the body is full with no appearance of spine or ribs. Skinnies can come in a variety of colours and patterns, such as Dutch, Tortoiseshell, Himalayan and many others. "Skinny" is not a synonym for all hairless guinea pigs, but refers to this specific breed. The modern Skinny pig breed originated with a cross between haired guinea pigs and a hairless lab strain. The hairless strain that it is most likely related to was a spontaneous genetic mutation that was first identified at Montreal's Institute Armand Frappier in 1978, in a colony of Hartley lab guinea pigs. In 1982 they were sent to Charles River Laboratories to be bred for laboratory use and are commonly used in dermatology studies today. They are an outbred strain that has an intact thymus^[1] and normal immune system.


So 33% of you believed a skinny pig to be a mistake. I am going to have to disagree because it is scientifically proven that a skinny pig is a cuddly pet! You cant argue with science. Sorry folks!

Great way to start the week!

I look outside.... Its a crisp Fall day here in Northern New England.......The sun is shining bright.................This calls for something.................




Yep that will do!

No soul!

Have you ever seen or met anyone who does not have a soul?!?! Well folks I have. A few weeks ago I get back to my apartment. My roommate yells to me in a loud whisper to come look at something. Standing in our drive way there is what looks to be a lady. Shes wearing a black trench coat and boots. This "lady" gets phased by nothing. People would walk by, as well as cars, and other such things and she would not budge or loose her stare. I started to think to myself that she was casting a demon onto our household! I mean damn i was legit a bit uneasy and worried. And I have seen some shit in my days. Finally after a while she started walking .000003 miles an hr away. Later that day i was driving down the road and had to stop at a cross walk. She was in it!! i stared into what would be her eyes and literally there was no life there. I came to the conclusion that shes not alive and has no soul. I had never seen anything like it. This just goes to show that in middle Maine you see some fucked up shit. Someone really needs to throw her in the back of their pickup sometime and drop her off in a different town so I do not have to see her anymore! What adventure will happen here next?!? I think I may end up meeting some sort of hybrid human up here that's like half man. With a pumpkin for a head and the tail of a pig. And somehow he will be fully functioning. This will probably occur in the Mc Donald's drive through. That is where stuff like that will happen. And then I will find out that It is the mayor of the town I live in. A damn hybrid pumpkin human. What is this world coming to?

So I don't know if any of you do this. But my friend just paid 1.29$ for a song. I thought everyone just illegally downloaded songs. Why pay the 1.29 for the newest miley song?? This would be like paying for porn or academic info insted of just using wikidpedia.

I hope you all are enjoying ur friday night. I know I am.

The best!

So as Halloween looms around the corner i was thinking what my favorite costume of all time was. and it came to me pretty quick. Now i ask that you all think of your favorite and post the pictures as well!

One last thought from this post. This is one of the best songs of our youth! if you disagree your just embarrassed to admit it!

Next time your in Vermont...

Does this really do any good?

This picture looks like everyone in the area i live. But apparently emailing this "sketch" to 2000 people is going to help. O ya the dude is wearing jeans and a hoodie. That really helps us out. So apparently this gentleman stole a car in a few towns over from me. Some of his friends took cars as well. One of them crashed head on into a cop. One of the cars was found in my town at the Mc Donalds. Obvi this person needed his afternoon 1 dolla coffee before running away through the woods. You might wonder why i am talking about this. I dont know either. But all i do know is these dudes are retarted. Also i dont need to get e-mails with "sketches" in them. i really dont care and am not going to help them out even if i saw the guy. o wait. i did. he looks like everyone i pass in the streets. Im sure these cars sucked anyway. they probably were parked in front of someones yard. I bet they also took a rusty lawn mower, a kiddy pool with holes in it, a dead mouse, 3 old diapers, a couple cement blocks, and an old refrigirator. This being said the town this happend in is now probably cleaner and better off. These guys might deserve an award for community service!


On a lighter and more entertaining note. I was compairing a video of myself singing numa numa to the fat kid back in the day! Take a look and see which you think is more amusing! Let me know!


numa numa ehhhh

SNOW HO! | MySpace Video

Gepferd Isnt Drunk...

So. As the night closes in I have a few thoughts. 1 being I need peoples honest opinion on twisted tea. I realize everyone thinks ur a pussy if u drink it. But is tea really that girly? I know many people that work manual labor jobs that indulge in the tea like treats. Plus they are 5 percent alchy. They get u twisted!!! Idk tell me what u think. Also. Has anyone been near an ice cream place at 12 and seen a kid ina hoodie sitting alone on a picnic table? Is he looking for a good cry? Does he want a dude to give him an hj in exchange for some pills? Idk. What do u think. Lastly as I wind down my evening I wonder can anyone actually own the car known as the "cube"?

Whiskey Wednesday's #1

Tonight was crown and ginger, we tried to go to McDicks, but it was closed so we YUT'ED out and got twisted @ cumbys and made veggie Cobra Dogs.

Gepford 10 years ago...

Farmville WTF!!!!!

Ok so I'm sure people have seen it, the latest craze seems to be "Farmville". Basically the premise is you plant crops that you need to tend to every so often and whoever does the best job and grows the most shit is cool... ummm ya. The shits gone so far that people are actually posting screen shots of their prized internet farms. What the fuck is wrong of all the addicting things on the internet how is this remotely popular?!? Proof that America is turning into a bunch of fuckin' YUT's Apperently its to the point where to be good at the game you basically have to check the book every ten minutes. Let me definitively say you are not cooler for posting your fucking farmville photos, I don't care if a lonely cow wandered onto your farm or you bout the "Large Harvester"!!!
P.S. I'm a creep but danm Little Miss Cyrus!!!

Afternoon pick me up.....

I needed an afternoon pick me up..... therefore i figured this would suffice.

No can is safe.

So i live in a small town in middle Maine. There is not what we would call an abundance of jobs around here.
This being said i looked out my window the other day and saw what i thought was a strange sight. A man in a wheel chair crossing the street oxygen tank and all coming straight for our apartment. I wondered what he could possibly want over on our side of the street, or in our yard. What i saw next bothered me. This man zoomed through our yard digging through leaves and dog shit looking for cans. He even went onto the porch and was looking around. I thought to myself...... those are our cans. I want my 5 cents. Apparently he wanted and or needed these cans even more. Now look i know this man is at least somewhat disabled. But does that make it OK for him to zoom over into our yard and essentially steal our cans? I think this guy knows what he is doing, and is trying to manipulate his handicap to his advantage and pull on the strings of our heart. Well i have news for him! it didn't work on this guy. If he had even asked me for cans. Or said he needed cans to go buy a 40 or a can of soup I would have obliged. But just riding his power chair over and snooping for cans makes him a can thief!

does the beard match the drapes?

To answer the title. Yes it does.
Now that we got that out of the way. what do you think the facial hair of the winter should be? full beard? a goat? a stache? Maybe some chops? could a tickler even be rocked? Maybe even a Joe Dirt type setup........


First quote about this blog "so this is some in yo face shit"-Gorddie

There has been a lot of chatter so far about this blog being released. The day is finally here. I have a tingle in my silly place

A Long Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away...

Wow this is fuckin huge, I cant even handle the emotion, ummmm... this pretty much sums it up.