Fluff

The great debate on many levels for years has been about fluff. Is it good? Is it white trash? Is it a condiment? What is it?
For years now I have stood by the notion that Fluff is white trash. Fluff is melted down marshmallow that you spread on bread. That right there is just white trashly awesome. On top of that people then use the fluff jars to drink out of and store things......Also great and white trash. Some of you right now are probably thinking hey! I eat fluff and I am not white trash. To answer that I myself am technically not white trash and I love fluff. Liking something white trash does not make you white trash. There is just no way that spreadable marshmallow is not white trash.

Fluff is not just a condiment. It is its own food group. You can place it right on top of the food group pyramid. What is Fluff made from?

Marshmallow Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites and Vanillin.

Strawberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 40, Carmel Color.

Raspberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 3, Red 40, Blue 1.

There are no artificial preservatives, stabilizers or emulsifiers in any of our products. Where do I sign up for the fluff diet???????? I mean with all this nutrition who wouldn't want in on this.

Ah, Fluffernutters... there are many who say you haven't really lived until you've taken a bite out of one of these distinctly American treats!

Long a staple of playgrounds, after-school snacks, college dorms, and the local diner, a Fluffernutter is a wonderful concoction of Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter in a delightfully tasty sandwich!

The above is a picture and quote from the fluff website................It pretty much fully backs up my feelings on fluff. It doesn't deny any of the allegations about it. It embraces them. They basically are saying that fluff is a tasty desert mayonnaise.

Now I am posting a few fluff commercials to help prove my point.





So as you can see fluff is easy to spread.... gets white all over you face....... Makes you athletic and scholastically capable, and much more.

My final question is.......... Who doesn't want a fluff skateboard?

So as you can all see fluff is a delish white trash treat, that is fun for all ages and types. It is a gum smacking good time. Get your fluff today!

p.s I do not condone the squeeze container in the first commercial. It is UN-American to have fluff not be in its original container. FACT