Unfortunatly placed weight

This post is not for the faint of hearts. Have you ever walked down the street and seen what may be a normal looking person and then go WOAH! And the WOAH was caused by the large mound of unfortunately placed weight between their stomach and crotch. And you may have not noticed it but the person as always is wearing sweat pants. Well this is something I unfortunately come across to often. And there is a name for such a thing and it applies to both men and women. That word is FUPA. For a woman that is FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA and for a man FAT UPPER PENIS AREA. A fat gut is not a fupa, there is a difference. a fupa is in its own area and it really needs to be taken care of and is easily avoidable with normal life styles. This all being said I need to tell you of the greatest FUPA of them all.
I was at the Christmas Tree Shop several years ago with some friends. We were just walking around having a grand ol time near the back of the store. Then all of a sudden something catches my eye, but is quickly hidden by a table. Next thing I see you will have to take my word for. The worlds biggest FUPA (or at least the biggest ive seen). This lady was not by any means fat other than this FUPA. But this thing was harnessed by some purple sweats and went from about her waist all the way to just above her knees. The worst part of it was that her body was eating the sweats because you could see about a 6 inch wide indent in the sweats going from the top of the FUPA to just above her knees. If I didnt have such a strong stomach I may have threw up on a garden gnome or whatever Christmas Tree Store treasure was near me.

The point of this story and post is to raise awarness about FUPAs. They are out there and they need to stop. So please if you have a FUPA or if you come across one. Help the person loose this FUPA so there way of life along with ours can be better

Thanks