Trough Bunnies

Today's lesson is about trough bunnies. After reading this you will have a vivid description of what one is. I was eating brunch the other day after being up most of the night. I got my usual of home fries, eggs, and pancakes. Now to some this may sounds like a lot. But in reality it's not. As I sit down to eat I look over at another group that had just sat down. 4 girls and 3 guys all pushing 300 or so pounds. I figure they will probably be eating lettuce or maybe some eggs or something light presumably after there morning jog. But to my dismay they have exactly what I have plus a bowl of cereal, 2 choco milks each and a huge waffle each with several scoops of Gifford's ice cream on it. These Trough Bunnies were able to finish all of their food and some more before I was able to finish mine. I just cant imagine why someone that size would essentially want to keep killing themselves. I mean come on eat a fucking apple or something. But really do these people need ice cream waffles to go with their breakfast? That is not even indulging in their instance it may as well be suicide. After I witnessed this horrific display I deemed such a person a trough bunnies. An over sized human who's fat and fluffy, who looks like they are eating out of a trough. AKA TROUGH BUNNY! After this instance happend I started looking around everywhere I went in my town. Trough Bunnies are rampid! It is like Guantanamo Bay here, except Fat people who wish to stay morbidly obese have been sent here. Its ridiculus. Our cross walks are going to form frost heaves due to these people. Someone come and help these Trough Bunnies.
Stay tuned for future Trough Bunny sightings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!