So I have been debating about writing a post about a dude in my class for some time. Today it became clear to me that it is my duty to all you folk to do so. I should have known from the time he said if astronauts don't use our math then why should I be doing it that this young man was one of a kind. I do not know a whole lot about this guy. I do know some how he is in some form of our armed services, and can carry a gun when doing so. I also know that he will just talk all class about whatever pops into his head. This led another dude in my class to tell him in front of everyone that he is unstable, and that he should not be allowed to have a gun. He retaliated by calling him hippie child from then on.
Today was the most amusing class day yet. He started out by telling us and the teacher that he just watched the star was family guy with his 8 year old cousin. He told us that his cousin read all the words in the beginning. Our teacher was like well I suppose that is OK as long as he doesn't repeat them. apparently in these words it talks about Angelina Jolie and how is naked in Gilie the movie. So the young man tells the teacher that he is allowed to go rent Gilie to see Angelina naked for 40 minutes as long as the 8 year old isn't around. The teacher just lets out a fake chuckle. This is a woman teacher BTW. Then the dude proceeds to say that Angelina is Hot in a milf sort of way, and that " he wishes that he was her son so he could suck on her breasts". No one responded to that, although I was laughing rather hard inside. Then he went on to say that he bets her son goes to school and hears kids talking about his mom and brags that he got to suck on her titties. At this point in the class I was not getting any math done whatsoever.
Just when I thought he was done ranting for the day, his star wars ring tone went off and he picked it up in class to talk to his drill Sargent. Once he hung up the phone with him he proceed to play UN edited Still D.R.E by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. And if that wasn't enough he then played a south park quote by cartman that said Fuck at least five times. After that was played he got up and left for the day.
Now I don't know what to think of this dude. Most of the time he annoys the hell out of me. But there are those times he is amusing. I must agree with "hippie child" that he is to unstable to be carrying a gun at all. I would like to think that this 19 year old man just wants some sort of attention. But I am leaning towards believing that he is a few fries short of a happy meal.
p.s I give my teacher props for not ever getting mad at this dude. Its rather impressive. Ive been tempted to tell him to shut the fuck up many times, and he just interrupts constantly, so props to her.
Tell me what you think about this. I am still undecided.
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