So i was at the grocery store the other day getting materials for my baked ziti That my friends and I were going to make. We had most of our food but we still wanted frozen broccoli to put in the dish. As i entered the frozen food aisle I saw one man next to me wearing thick brown overalls and another man at the other end wearing paint spattered clothing. The next thing i know the paint spattered joey starts yelling and dancing around saying " this is the shit man" "this is what you eat right here". With such a reaction I figured the guy had found the best glory hole ever to stick it in or at least some sort of equivalent. As i neared what they were looking at i couldn't help but laugh. To add to the 2 liters of generic cola and what i believed were pork rinds These "men" had found a family sized box of Salisbury Hungry Man steaks. Now once I looked at these gentlemen closely it was pretty safe to say they were either on pills or heroine. Now you might think this is a snap judgement, but I have seen many of these folk before and that's usually the case. I have never seen such glee from such a shitty assortment of food. As I talked to my friends about this after we came to the conclusion that these men knew they would probably only live a couple more years, and were just to high to know any better than to take joy in such things. So in the end i chalk it up to mean that these men were put in that frozen food section for my amusement, and for that I am grateful! And once again I can rest easy at night knowing that I live in an excellent part of these United States.
p.s The funny thing about the picture is that the box that they bought did not come with vegetables or the brownie. It was just 8 think cut slathered steaks. 100% meth man meal!
Now don't get me wrong I have gone through hungry man stages in my life! but the combo of things they were eating was 2nd to non!
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