No soul!

Have you ever seen or met anyone who does not have a soul?!?! Well folks I have. A few weeks ago I get back to my apartment. My roommate yells to me in a loud whisper to come look at something. Standing in our drive way there is what looks to be a lady. Shes wearing a black trench coat and boots. This "lady" gets phased by nothing. People would walk by, as well as cars, and other such things and she would not budge or loose her stare. I started to think to myself that she was casting a demon onto our household! I mean damn i was legit a bit uneasy and worried. And I have seen some shit in my days. Finally after a while she started walking .000003 miles an hr away. Later that day i was driving down the road and had to stop at a cross walk. She was in it!! i stared into what would be her eyes and literally there was no life there. I came to the conclusion that shes not alive and has no soul. I had never seen anything like it. This just goes to show that in middle Maine you see some fucked up shit. Someone really needs to throw her in the back of their pickup sometime and drop her off in a different town so I do not have to see her anymore! What adventure will happen here next?!? I think I may end up meeting some sort of hybrid human up here that's like half man. With a pumpkin for a head and the tail of a pig. And somehow he will be fully functioning. This will probably occur in the Mc Donald's drive through. That is where stuff like that will happen. And then I will find out that It is the mayor of the town I live in. A damn hybrid pumpkin human. What is this world coming to?