Films in general

Its been a while, that said the results of the last poll have been in for a while, and apparently out of the four Billy Madison was apparently the worst film, just a bit disappointing. Now i can completely understand that Happy Gilmore won but the fact that "any lord of the rings film" got more votes then Billy Madison makes me wanna punch someone. Originally I would have rambled about this for another few paragraphs until I came across a trailer for a Karate kid remake coming out this spring starring Will Smiths kid and Jackie Chan, WTFNF!!!!(what the fuckin fuck) Hollywoods been making some real shitty shit lately, i.e. Transformers, G.I. Joe, as well as other adaptations and remakes that hardly reference the original material, which usually was light years more entertaining, but this frankly takes the cake!!! Jackie Chan's character isn't even called Mr. Miyagi!!! Here's the trailer make up your own mind...

Fluff

The great debate on many levels for years has been about fluff. Is it good? Is it white trash? Is it a condiment? What is it?
For years now I have stood by the notion that Fluff is white trash. Fluff is melted down marshmallow that you spread on bread. That right there is just white trashly awesome. On top of that people then use the fluff jars to drink out of and store things......Also great and white trash. Some of you right now are probably thinking hey! I eat fluff and I am not white trash. To answer that I myself am technically not white trash and I love fluff. Liking something white trash does not make you white trash. There is just no way that spreadable marshmallow is not white trash.

Fluff is not just a condiment. It is its own food group. You can place it right on top of the food group pyramid. What is Fluff made from?

Marshmallow Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites and Vanillin.

Strawberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 40, Carmel Color.

Raspberry Fluff contains Corn Syrup, Sugar Syrup, Dried Egg Whites, Artificial Flavor, Red 3, Red 40, Blue 1.

There are no artificial preservatives, stabilizers or emulsifiers in any of our products. Where do I sign up for the fluff diet???????? I mean with all this nutrition who wouldn't want in on this.

Ah, Fluffernutters... there are many who say you haven't really lived until you've taken a bite out of one of these distinctly American treats!

Long a staple of playgrounds, after-school snacks, college dorms, and the local diner, a Fluffernutter is a wonderful concoction of Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter in a delightfully tasty sandwich!

The above is a picture and quote from the fluff website................It pretty much fully backs up my feelings on fluff. It doesn't deny any of the allegations about it. It embraces them. They basically are saying that fluff is a tasty desert mayonnaise.

Now I am posting a few fluff commercials to help prove my point.





So as you can see fluff is easy to spread.... gets white all over you face....... Makes you athletic and scholastically capable, and much more.

My final question is.......... Who doesn't want a fluff skateboard?

So as you can all see fluff is a delish white trash treat, that is fun for all ages and types. It is a gum smacking good time. Get your fluff today!

p.s I do not condone the squeeze container in the first commercial. It is UN-American to have fluff not be in its original container. FACT

Unfortunatly placed weight

This post is not for the faint of hearts. Have you ever walked down the street and seen what may be a normal looking person and then go WOAH! And the WOAH was caused by the large mound of unfortunately placed weight between their stomach and crotch. And you may have not noticed it but the person as always is wearing sweat pants. Well this is something I unfortunately come across to often. And there is a name for such a thing and it applies to both men and women. That word is FUPA. For a woman that is FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA and for a man FAT UPPER PENIS AREA. A fat gut is not a fupa, there is a difference. a fupa is in its own area and it really needs to be taken care of and is easily avoidable with normal life styles. This all being said I need to tell you of the greatest FUPA of them all.
I was at the Christmas Tree Shop several years ago with some friends. We were just walking around having a grand ol time near the back of the store. Then all of a sudden something catches my eye, but is quickly hidden by a table. Next thing I see you will have to take my word for. The worlds biggest FUPA (or at least the biggest ive seen). This lady was not by any means fat other than this FUPA. But this thing was harnessed by some purple sweats and went from about her waist all the way to just above her knees. The worst part of it was that her body was eating the sweats because you could see about a 6 inch wide indent in the sweats going from the top of the FUPA to just above her knees. If I didnt have such a strong stomach I may have threw up on a garden gnome or whatever Christmas Tree Store treasure was near me.

The point of this story and post is to raise awarness about FUPAs. They are out there and they need to stop. So please if you have a FUPA or if you come across one. Help the person loose this FUPA so there way of life along with ours can be better

Thanks