Tis the season :)

Halloween is tomorrow therefore I figured I should post some of my favorite costume memories!
I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I am sure that I will have some good weekend posts for you! So go out and create some great memories yourselves!

Italian Sandwiches

Ok so 5 years ago I came to maine, and early on went to a convenience store and purchased what I thought would be a sandwich that had salami peperoni etc and other italian meats on it with some leuttece and cheese and shit. To my dismay it only had ham and veggies, I would later find out that in Maine as opposed to almost any other part of the country that that is referred to as an Italian. So the other day Im in subway and some classic BMW(if you dont know what is you afford cant feed it) walks in and looks at the subway worker and simply says in a raging accent "uuuhhhhh, I think Im just gonna an Italian" the subway worker then asks if she wants the spicy Italian or the Italian bmt, the woman replies no I just want an Italian, this back and fourth happens once more before the, now, somewhat enraged Maineah starts to lecture the subway employee on what an "Italian" is, like it is offensive that the subway worker doesnt instantly know what she is talking about. My question is how did people from maine get the idea that an "Italian" sandwich was italian because of basically the type of bread olives and oil and vinager? And why has it not caught on anywhere else in the country?

Rollerblader of the Week

The finer things in life.

So i was at the grocery store the other day getting materials for my baked ziti That my friends and I were going to make. We had most of our food but we still wanted frozen broccoli to put in the dish. As i entered the frozen food aisle I saw one man next to me wearing thick brown overalls and another man at the other end wearing paint spattered clothing. The next thing i know the paint spattered joey starts yelling and dancing around saying " this is the shit man" "this is what you eat right here". With such a reaction I figured the guy had found the best glory hole ever to stick it in or at least some sort of equivalent. As i neared what they were looking at i couldn't help but laugh. To add to the 2 liters of generic cola and what i believed were pork rinds These "men" had found a family sized box of Salisbury Hungry Man steaks. Now once I looked at these gentlemen closely it was pretty safe to say they were either on pills or heroine. Now you might think this is a snap judgement, but I have seen many of these folk before and that's usually the case. I have never seen such glee from such a shitty assortment of food. As I talked to my friends about this after we came to the conclusion that these men knew they would probably only live a couple more years, and were just to high to know any better than to take joy in such things. So in the end i chalk it up to mean that these men were put in that frozen food section for my amusement, and for that I am grateful! And once again I can rest easy at night knowing that I live in an excellent part of these United States.

p.s The funny thing about the picture is that the box that they bought did not come with vegetables or the brownie. It was just 8 think cut slathered steaks. 100% meth man meal!


Now don't get me wrong I have gone through hungry man stages in my life! but the combo of things they were eating was 2nd to non!

Skinny pig results!

Skinny Pig ^!!!!


The Skinny is an almost hairless breed of Guinea pig. Skinny pigs typically have hair on their muzzles, feet and legs, but are hairless over the remainder of their bodies. Some have a thin covering of fuzzy hair on their backs as well. A healthy Skinny has skin that is mostly smooth with some wrinkling around the legs and neck, the body is full with no appearance of spine or ribs. Skinnies can come in a variety of colours and patterns, such as Dutch, Tortoiseshell, Himalayan and many others. "Skinny" is not a synonym for all hairless guinea pigs, but refers to this specific breed. The modern Skinny pig breed originated with a cross between haired guinea pigs and a hairless lab strain. The hairless strain that it is most likely related to was a spontaneous genetic mutation that was first identified at Montreal's Institute Armand Frappier in 1978, in a colony of Hartley lab guinea pigs. In 1982 they were sent to Charles River Laboratories to be bred for laboratory use and are commonly used in dermatology studies today. They are an outbred strain that has an intact thymus^[1] and normal immune system.


So 33% of you believed a skinny pig to be a mistake. I am going to have to disagree because it is scientifically proven that a skinny pig is a cuddly pet! You cant argue with science. Sorry folks!

Great way to start the week!

I look outside.... Its a crisp Fall day here in Northern New England.......The sun is shining bright.................This calls for something.................




Yep that will do!

No soul!

Have you ever seen or met anyone who does not have a soul?!?! Well folks I have. A few weeks ago I get back to my apartment. My roommate yells to me in a loud whisper to come look at something. Standing in our drive way there is what looks to be a lady. Shes wearing a black trench coat and boots. This "lady" gets phased by nothing. People would walk by, as well as cars, and other such things and she would not budge or loose her stare. I started to think to myself that she was casting a demon onto our household! I mean damn i was legit a bit uneasy and worried. And I have seen some shit in my days. Finally after a while she started walking .000003 miles an hr away. Later that day i was driving down the road and had to stop at a cross walk. She was in it!! i stared into what would be her eyes and literally there was no life there. I came to the conclusion that shes not alive and has no soul. I had never seen anything like it. This just goes to show that in middle Maine you see some fucked up shit. Someone really needs to throw her in the back of their pickup sometime and drop her off in a different town so I do not have to see her anymore! What adventure will happen here next?!? I think I may end up meeting some sort of hybrid human up here that's like half man. With a pumpkin for a head and the tail of a pig. And somehow he will be fully functioning. This will probably occur in the Mc Donald's drive through. That is where stuff like that will happen. And then I will find out that It is the mayor of the town I live in. A damn hybrid pumpkin human. What is this world coming to?

So I don't know if any of you do this. But my friend just paid 1.29$ for a song. I thought everyone just illegally downloaded songs. Why pay the 1.29 for the newest miley song?? This would be like paying for porn or academic info insted of just using wikidpedia.

I hope you all are enjoying ur friday night. I know I am.

The best!

So as Halloween looms around the corner i was thinking what my favorite costume of all time was. and it came to me pretty quick. Now i ask that you all think of your favorite and post the pictures as well!

One last thought from this post. This is one of the best songs of our youth! if you disagree your just embarrassed to admit it!

Next time your in Vermont...

Does this really do any good?

This picture looks like everyone in the area i live. But apparently emailing this "sketch" to 2000 people is going to help. O ya the dude is wearing jeans and a hoodie. That really helps us out. So apparently this gentleman stole a car in a few towns over from me. Some of his friends took cars as well. One of them crashed head on into a cop. One of the cars was found in my town at the Mc Donalds. Obvi this person needed his afternoon 1 dolla coffee before running away through the woods. You might wonder why i am talking about this. I dont know either. But all i do know is these dudes are retarted. Also i dont need to get e-mails with "sketches" in them. i really dont care and am not going to help them out even if i saw the guy. o wait. i did. he looks like everyone i pass in the streets. Im sure these cars sucked anyway. they probably were parked in front of someones yard. I bet they also took a rusty lawn mower, a kiddy pool with holes in it, a dead mouse, 3 old diapers, a couple cement blocks, and an old refrigirator. This being said the town this happend in is now probably cleaner and better off. These guys might deserve an award for community service!


On a lighter and more entertaining note. I was compairing a video of myself singing numa numa to the fat kid back in the day! Take a look and see which you think is more amusing! Let me know!


numa numa ehhhh

SNOW HO! | MySpace Video

Gepferd Isnt Drunk...

So. As the night closes in I have a few thoughts. 1 being I need peoples honest opinion on twisted tea. I realize everyone thinks ur a pussy if u drink it. But is tea really that girly? I know many people that work manual labor jobs that indulge in the tea like treats. Plus they are 5 percent alchy. They get u twisted!!! Idk tell me what u think. Also. Has anyone been near an ice cream place at 12 and seen a kid ina hoodie sitting alone on a picnic table? Is he looking for a good cry? Does he want a dude to give him an hj in exchange for some pills? Idk. What do u think. Lastly as I wind down my evening I wonder can anyone actually own the car known as the "cube"?

Whiskey Wednesday's #1

Tonight was crown and ginger, we tried to go to McDicks, but it was closed so we YUT'ED out and got twisted @ cumbys and made veggie Cobra Dogs.

Gepford 10 years ago...

Farmville WTF!!!!!

Ok so I'm sure people have seen it, the latest craze seems to be "Farmville". Basically the premise is you plant crops that you need to tend to every so often and whoever does the best job and grows the most shit is cool... ummm ya. The shits gone so far that people are actually posting screen shots of their prized internet farms. What the fuck is wrong of all the addicting things on the internet how is this remotely popular?!? Proof that America is turning into a bunch of fuckin' YUT's Apperently its to the point where to be good at the game you basically have to check the book every ten minutes. Let me definitively say you are not cooler for posting your fucking farmville photos, I don't care if a lonely cow wandered onto your farm or you bout the "Large Harvester"!!!
P.S. I'm a creep but danm Little Miss Cyrus!!!

Afternoon pick me up.....

I needed an afternoon pick me up..... therefore i figured this would suffice.

No can is safe.

So i live in a small town in middle Maine. There is not what we would call an abundance of jobs around here.
This being said i looked out my window the other day and saw what i thought was a strange sight. A man in a wheel chair crossing the street oxygen tank and all coming straight for our apartment. I wondered what he could possibly want over on our side of the street, or in our yard. What i saw next bothered me. This man zoomed through our yard digging through leaves and dog shit looking for cans. He even went onto the porch and was looking around. I thought to myself...... those are our cans. I want my 5 cents. Apparently he wanted and or needed these cans even more. Now look i know this man is at least somewhat disabled. But does that make it OK for him to zoom over into our yard and essentially steal our cans? I think this guy knows what he is doing, and is trying to manipulate his handicap to his advantage and pull on the strings of our heart. Well i have news for him! it didn't work on this guy. If he had even asked me for cans. Or said he needed cans to go buy a 40 or a can of soup I would have obliged. But just riding his power chair over and snooping for cans makes him a can thief!

does the beard match the drapes?

To answer the title. Yes it does.
Now that we got that out of the way. what do you think the facial hair of the winter should be? full beard? a goat? a stache? Maybe some chops? could a tickler even be rocked? Maybe even a Joe Dirt type setup........


First quote about this blog "so this is some in yo face shit"-Gorddie

There has been a lot of chatter so far about this blog being released. The day is finally here. I have a tingle in my silly place

A Long Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far Far Away...

Wow this is fuckin huge, I cant even handle the emotion, ummmm... this pretty much sums it up.